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Funny Insults..

Postby Buddyw » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:34 pm

I thought I heard them all on this site? :lol:


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

How can you love nature, when it did that to you?

Hey, don't you need a license to be that short?

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

I can tell that you are lying; your lips are moving.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

You are not even beneath my contempt.

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
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Re: Funny Insults..

Postby Melanie Hampton » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:35 pm

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You've only got 3 choices in life
give in, give up, or give it all you got.

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Re: Funny Insults..

Postby Buddyw » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:14 pm

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Postby Hummer » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:18 pm

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

How can you love nature, when it did that to you?

Hey, don't you need a license to be that short?

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

I can tell that you are lying; your typing on your keyboard again.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.



Holy Crap :shock: , I know a certain individual that ALL of the above apply to, some of them even more so than the others!! :wink:
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Re: Funny Insults..

Postby Melanie Hampton » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:19 pm

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You've only got 3 choices in life
give in, give up, or give it all you got.

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Postby NWKemDawg » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:53 pm

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