a good one

[justahunter]

a policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike did Santa get you that yes she replies. well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year, and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, "nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that to?"
The policeman chuckles and replies, "he sure did!" "Well, says the little girl, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top "!!!

[pegleg]

I always enjoy running into those types. If society didn't write out every little rule they'd have no idea how to get outta bed. I always wonder if someone like that is ever happy? I have seen them meltdown when rules contradict each other.