MEDICARE PART G

[Big N' Blue]

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.

So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.

You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.

This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?

[Balsam]

Does it also cover treatment for posting the same joke multiple times in the laugh box?...sorry Blue, just had to do it....lol....

by Big N' BlueFri Nov 13, 2015 2:28 pmForum: The Laugh BoxTopic: MEDICARE PART GReplies: 0Views: 11


MEDICARE PART G

... cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, ...
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by Big N' BlueMon Jan 05, 2015 8:14 amForum: The Laugh BoxTopic: Medicare - Part GReplies: 0Views: 236


Medicare - Part G

... cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, ...
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by Big N' BlueWed Jan 15, 2014 7:37 amForum: The Laugh BoxTopic: Medicare Part GReplies: 1Views: 280


Medicare Part G

... heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now. And who will be paying ...

[Big N' Blue]

LOL thanks, guess the memory is the second thing to go!!!! forgot what the first thing was!!!