What can we say about this shirt?… Let’s not talk about the shirt, Let’s talk about you..
We know you wake up BEFORE DAYLIGHT, You quietly slip out of bed so not to wake your sleeping partner, your clothes are picked by random in the PITCH BLACK morning hours.
YOU DON'T MATCH your clothes in front of a Mirror You don't care if the color tone matches your shoes. And you know better than to ask if it makes you look fat, You're the wise type..
Yes.. YOU REACH into the darkness and PRAY you don’t grab one of the many Stupid Cheesy Free Shirts you've acquired. Those stupid shirts you wear, we all have them, we tell ourselves those crappy tee's should go into the pile of Rags, Yes RAGS, Those same RAGs you use to wipe the Oil, Blood and Grime off your bad ass HOUND TRUCK. You don’t need to tell us, We know you drive like a BANSHEE and we know you jumped your truck chasing a Bear last week.
BUT we digress…. Back to the shirt...
Rest Assured when your CALOUS HAND's brush this new soft heather Double U Shirt, In that very moment you can sigh a breath of relief, you have a safe choice in your daily attire selection. Start your day with a confidence like you've never experienced, JERK this shirt from resting in a pile of unworthy shirts.
THIS IS THAT SHIRT! , the Shirt that can be worn for any occasion. Well, one exception, This shirt isn't for taking a selfie in, But YOU DON'T snap selfies, Heck You don't know what a Selfie is... NO THIS SHIRT is the perfect Hound shirt to Take a Photo of you holding the pumpkin head of a HUGE BEAR on the side of a cliff with an ugly Smirk you didn’t know you had.
This is your favorite lucky Shirt....
The best part about this shirt, after all the FIST PUMPS, After all the HIGH FIVES, when you drive off your mountain and back into town.. You won't need to go home and shower and change your clothes, with this shirt you simply carry on, Continue your daily mission to conquer the world, GO to the Local Bar, go SEEK another Sleeping partner. Then WAKE UP EARLY and do it all over again.
This isn't just any shirt, This is the shirt... This is your shirt..
OWN IT, WEAR IT.. This is a HOUNDSMAN shirt..
