Home Security System (just for fun)

[ladeeraven]

I got this in an email and had to laugh. My husband goes by BubbasBBQ and he is a Gunsmith. We have a Bluetick and a Majestic. I thought this was funny. My comments are in bold.

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. (Already have Bubba's)

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine and several NRA magazines. (Bub doesn't drink but we have the rest)

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. (done)

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba (was really the name in the email), Big Jim, Duke and Slim, and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. (Change this to attack hounds) They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

There ya go now you have a Security system! LOL I have all that a real ADT system and a butt load of guns so I feel pretty darn safe at our house.