CRA & Big n Blue

[Big N' Blue]

Gee Mark, Are you asking me for a date???? LMAO If you are, you will need to take me to dinner first!!!!
And ever since that trespassing incident, I will require a chaperon other than Charlie!!!!

[CRA]

David, I told you that spot was full of cats, but had its risks involved to hunt there. I honestly wasn’t shocked that you beat Mark in a mud wrestling match to see who could take point on that property. After I had to read the Trespassing sign to you guys and explain it, you said yourself, that sign don’t scare me. You were real convincing that you were willing to take one for “the team” if we got into a jam. Beside’s you kept mumbling something about Mark already had his fun with the sweaty pot bellied TSA guy and it’s your turn for some live action!
I gave Mark a simple job and he failed you David, that’s when I knew he must have had some Arkie blood in him. His entire job was to alert the point man that he could hear banjos. Mark kept saying to me that it’s David’s fault that he couldn’t hear the banjos because his ears were packed full of mud during your mud wrestling match! Mark swears you did that on purpose so he couldn’t hear the banjos.

[Big N' Blue]

I am at a loss! My wife just sent me this e-mail!!!!! LMAO


Your horoscope has me hearing banjos!....ha....Taurus...Strange and unusual people seem to be appearing in your life these days. They may show you a different way of looking at life's little mysteries!....rofl

[mark]

I am at a loss! My wife just sent me this e-mail!!!!! LMAO


Your horoscope has me hearing banjos!....ha....Taurus...Strange and unusual people seem to be appearing in your life these days. They may show you a different way of looking at life's little mysteries!....rofl

What that means David, is that when you hang out with us you will be exposed to more fun and intelligent conservation than you ever knew was possible!!!!!! Sometimes the ride may get a little rough but we will help you through???? Do you need me to write you a note for the next hunt?

[Big N' Blue]

Mark, I believe you right!!!! Appreciate you willing to write me a note, but not needed. After 42 years of marriage she already knows that I am a little touched!! LOL

What made me laugh was she had not read this thread and came up with the banjos in her head comment!!!!!!! Must be psychic!!

[mark]

Well David, you do a lot of talking in your sleep in between gasps.

[CRA]

Hey Mark,

Tell your new Arkie roommate waitress girlfriend to stop sending me pictures of her.

[slowandeasy]

Wow Mark, Pretty classy. But she probably is not house broke, still shits in bed and kicks it out with her feet!! Darn shame, unless you're OK with that. Or if you're willing to train her up. Might be some hope, not sure. I can't tell if she is still a pup by looking at the picture. I am not experience at that kinda stuff. Next time ya snuggle up with her get a look at her teeth. Only way to tell for sure. Good luck with her though, pretty sweet !!!!!



Take care, Willie

[Big N' Blue]

Hey Charlie and Willy, Ya'll stop picking on my little buddy Mark!! I have never seen a smoother delivered pick up line in my life, and the way he kept the Banjo player mesmerized till Lips on Fire got the dogs loaded was truly a thing of wonder!!! Not many men would take one for the team like that man!!!!!!!!! My hat is truly tipped to you Mr. Armstrong!!!!!!

[mark]

Any port in a storm guys!!!!!!

[coastrangecathunting]

What a hotty u got there mark. it sure is nice to see u have finally changed over to women. That dude u brought with u when u came down here was kinda scary.

jc

[twist]

This is sorta scary knowing this about Mark as he wants meto hang out and hunt a few days in Sept. having second thoughts now.lol Andy

[Big N' Blue]

Don't worry Andy,
You get to hunt with Mark, you will have a great time!!We like picking on him because he is like a crusty bugger!!! Easy to pick on!!!!!!!!!! LOL He still wont drink out of an old cow track yet, but I think he is getting the idea to at least try!

[mark]

JC, thanks! She is a hottie allrite! And im the lucky son of a gun that gets to tuck her in at night. That was a gal i had with me when i came down there, she just wasnt very good lookn and may of had a bit of a mustache. I had to get rid of her shortly after i got home. She kept calling me warner in the heat of passion,wtf!

You dont have to worry bout me Andy, but we did have a local trapper/mountain man murdered in his camp earlier this week. They arrested 2 guys in Utah from Colorado and charged them with the murder. Rumor from friends of his family is that he had 14 bullet holes in his chest. I have put off buying a Glock or Wilson hand gun long enough i guess, with this kind of shit going on in my hunting country. He was 48 yrs old and has trapped and lived in the hills his entire adult life, not many of those kind left. I wouldnt of put this on here but its a good reminder to stay alert out there!