Ok, so this couple is about to celebrate their 1st anniversary together, so the husband decides that he has to get something really nice for his beautiful wife. He heads off to Lowe's; he decided that he wanted to upgrade their house in an unforgettable way. He looked at new countertops and a new washer and dryer, but he didn't want to get her anything that had more work implied with it.
A store manager walks up to the husband and ask, "is there something I could help you with sir?"
The husband replied, "yes, I want to get my wife something special for our anniversary, but I don't want to get her something that has implied cooking or cleaning with it."
The store manager answers, " I think I have just the thing for you," and he takes him back towards the bathroom appliances.
"This here is the gift for you." says the manager pointing at a toilet.
"A toilet?" asks the husband.
The manager explains, "this is no ordinary toilet, it is a singing toilet. It sings with the most heavenly voice. It will be a good relaxer for your wife."
The husband was delighted to find such a gift for his wife, and he wanted to make sure that she was the first person to use it, so he raced home to install it before his wife got home from work. The very next day the husband was back in Lowe's with the toilet. He went looking for the same manager that suggested the toilet.
When he found the manager, he said, "you need to take this toilet back, we don't want it in our bathroom."
The manager says, "well, what seems to be the problem?"
"Go ahead and sit on it," replied the husband.
The manager sat down and an instrumental started that sounded like it had to have come from angels, then the singing came, and the man heard the tune, "Do you see what I see?"
New Toilet
-
michael.magorian
- Bawl Mouth
- Posts: 157
- Joined: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:13 pm
- Location: Nebraska
- Location: Menominee, Nebraska
New Toilet
Let me see your war face!!!
