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Re: Liers

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:42 pm
by Budd Denny
SECOND NATURE wrote:DAVID THAT WAS A AMAZING STORY YOU SHOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL WRITER
That's what I have been telling him for the last year now :wink:. I think he has a lot of cat knowledge, he has ran cats in a lot of different states, in different climates and conditions. He should share with other's with his writing skills. NO JOKE :D.

Re: Liers

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:40 am
by david
Dan Edwards wrote:David, you are so full of shit. I told you I was onto you boy. Dont go tryin to pull the reverse psychocosmetology shit on us son. We got your number.
Dan, I got a good freind from highschool practicing in the Chicago area not all that far from you. He specializes in irrational fears like reverse psychocosmephobia. He has cured some folks in one visit. I can help you out with it if you need some cash. We just want to see you get better. Always remember what grampa said:
"paranoya will destroya". He said that after he told me the full story of his 82 pound bobcat mount. No fear Dan. We are prayin for ya. We care.

Re: Liers

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:53 am
by david
Dads dogboy wrote:Mr. David,

Hats off to you! There is no way anyone can top that!
Dads Dogboy
I think maybe Second Nature and Budd just topped it:

Budd Denny wrote:
SECOND NATURE wrote:DAVID THAT WAS A AMAZING STORY YOU SHOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL WRITER
That's what I have been telling him for the last year now :wink:. I think he has a lot of cat knowledge, he has ran cats in a lot of different states, in different climates and conditions. He should share with other's with his writing skills. NO JOKE :D.
Thanks guys. I wish you could have met grampa befor he died. You would be as amazed as I was.

Like, did you know that the cat family is named after the catfish family? It's true. Old Ben had this freind named Darwin something cant remember his last name. But He showed Ben the Paragraph shaped scars ) under those long sideburns on the bobcats.

The Catfish existed long befor they evolved into the cat family. But the cats still resemble the fish with their wiskers and such so the name held. That is how them older suspecies of bobcats can stay under water for so long.

You know what a fishes favorite food is? That's right. It is FISH! That explains a lot about todays bobcats right there. Those older phylum bobcat subspecies have been mainly in the South, but now with the spread and interbreeding between the subspecies the gills are showing up in the North country some.

If you are wondering about the spots, better check that channel cat next time you catch one. The bobcat family have genetic links directly to the Channel catfish. There really is only one chomosome difference. Well, the central chromosome is also slightly altered but you have to use the multiplied micron microscope to even notice it. It is amazing stuff.

Re: Liers

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:05 am
by pete richardson
my dogs is 100% broke- welll--- if he is still breathing , thats most likely the biggest lie i heard- :D


but will be a long time before anybody tops davids story-- :D


he didnt lie he just embellished it a little-- lol


2nd biggest lie in hound hunting might be ----


he aint never done that before - my answer is always ,

hes doing pretty good for first time

Re: Liers

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:10 pm
by meguide01
awesome david and well i will be looking for your next story as i am always eager to learn the ways of good (liars) and well A.A. has been slow lately

Re: Liers

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:44 am
by R Severe
I always take my dogs to stay at the Holiday inn before huntin bobs.

No it don't help them catch bob's but they help me think up excuses.

Re: Liers

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:17 pm
by Dan McDonough
Any leopard hound can catch cats because they are all the smartest dogs, and I've shot more than 50 cats on the run with my pistol. I've even got a female here that will only run toms. As a matter of fact, all my dogs can catch bobcats but they don't hunt if they are around strangers.

Re: Liers

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:40 pm
by pegleg
boy, i feel soreee for you boys!! by the time me an the horse get back to the truck. the dogs already have a list of reasons they don't feel it's alright to harass the cats today.its usually full of peta propaganda. MY dogs never make a lieer outa me!

Re: Liers

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:41 pm
by Liz ODell
Oh, that figures not legal in California :wink: I guess I wouldn't need it anyhow cause I ALWAYS know what they're running :?

Re: Liers

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:36 am
by frs123
aint noway in hell i can top those so i aint even gonna try but im still trying to get back in my chair :D think i need to drink a few more :beer

Re: Liers

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:12 am
by Budd Denny
He's good at this lying game :D :D :lol: :lol: :D .

Re: Liers

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:34 pm
by Dads dogboy
Hipshooter,

It looks like you have a winner!

I thought David was going to take the prize, but "Scent Logic" is just too much. For a minute I thought Buddyw had let the Spamers in. Then the more I read, the more I was wanting one!

Great Job putting that together! Scent Logic is PR in my book!

C. John Clay

Re: Liers

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:50 pm
by Big N' Blue
Can one of them be mounted on a mule?

Re: Liers

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:53 pm
by Buddyw
It was a Spammer,

I seen him when He registered, and Against my better judgement I allowed him in.

If he wants to send me a Free unit to test out :D , and if it really does work, then i'll let him have some room..

But I don't see that stuff working well, and if it was the greatest thing about hound dogs to come around, since they invented Dogs He wasn't shy about promoting his bussiness in the wrong area..

By the way the company was scentlogix.com it was semi related to hounds and sniffings scent.

Buddy

Re: Liers

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:53 pm
by Dan Edwards
Big N' Blue wrote:Can one of them be mounted on a mule?
Yes you can snap one to the center ring on your breast collar and hang two off each side on your breechin.