Conservative vs Liberal
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:03 pm
Conservative vs Liberal
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist." - - author unknown
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist." - - author unknown
