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not the bone!

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:06 pm
by buster95
anyone ever take a coons penis bone and clean it up and tell people its whistle then tell them what it really is?WARNING: art teachers do not find this funny AT ALL!

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:29 pm
by BULFYTR
I tryed to make my wife some earrings out of some coon peckers one time she told me to go to well you know! :lol:

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:54 pm
by beaglewalkerhunter4
hehe hey thats pretty good...cant say i have... :joker

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:34 pm
by radar
Hell Bulfyter tell'em how many guys you got to blow on that bear dic at the jobsite :lol:
He told them it was a whisal :lol: :lol:

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:17 pm
by Arkansas Frog
coon penis makes a good tooth pick, take a turkey feather and cut it off stick tooth pick in while not using it.one year we had a gallon jar full,some body was advertising them for sale for 2.50 I called him and told him I would sell him a 1000 for 50cents each he said wanted me to give them to him .we sold coon meat for 3.00 dollars each sold about $ 2000 a year.

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:46 am
by bob baldwin jr
What's the matter you guys never heard of DENTAL FLOSS :lol:

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:07 pm
by buster95
ok i got in trouble when teacher asked what was in my pocket and i pulled out my coon pecker an she knew what it was.....ooooops.....i got sent to office wrote up and principle laughed and so did coach but coach said he thought tht was great

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:29 pm
by kordog
funny stories i cant wait to here what you do with the vaginas or a holes

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:07 pm
by Arkansas Frog
blow them up for homemade baloons

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:25 pm
by BULFYTR
Arkansas Frog wrote:blow them up for homemade baloons

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: not the bone!

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:15 am
by kordog
would you post a picture please!