Cowboy Logic
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:17 pm
I was digging through some of my stuff I got out of my storage and I came across my book 'Don't Squat With Yer Spurs on! A Cowboy's Guide to Life' I thought I would share some of the good ones with you. 
Never take to sawin' on the branch that's supportin' you, unless you're being hung from it.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Remember even a kick in the caboose is a step forward
When you throw your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on
The cowboy who exaggerates too much soon finds that everyone else has left the campfire
And my favorite one
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never take to sawin' on the branch that's supportin' you, unless you're being hung from it.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Remember even a kick in the caboose is a step forward
When you throw your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on
The cowboy who exaggerates too much soon finds that everyone else has left the campfire
And my favorite one
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
