Airport Scanning Problem Solved!
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:28 am
ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE CITIZEN
WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH THIS KIND OF COMMON SENSE IN CONGRESS
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.
There would be none of this stuff about racial profiling and the device itself would
eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant.
I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby
passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."
WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH THIS KIND OF COMMON SENSE IN CONGRESS
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.
There would be none of this stuff about racial profiling and the device itself would
eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant.
I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby
passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."
