Coon at the Picnic Last Night. True Story LOL
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 7:19 pm
Well had all the family in last night and by family the most important being my Brindle Black Mouth Cur "Booty Jack". So now I will give you a little back ground on Booty Jack.
I use Booty Jack to bust up turkey in the fall and he points and flushes on command like a great pointer on ruffed grouse and he is critical at times of my shooting. And I use him to squirrel hunt and coon hunt and he tree's an occassional bear and bobcat.
My wife and I have no kids so he is her baby and all my neices dress him up including putting lipstick on and pink fingernail polish.
Well back to the original story everyone is setting around a nice fire partaking of s'mores and other artery clogging camp fire food when a ring tail bandit jumps in the middle of everyone and decides to make a stand. What Mr. Coon eyes was used too was little plump fluffy dogs who shied away and ran back to the house screamin'. Ol' Coon eyes never fig'rd on a "Brindle Beast" being on the place and as you all might have figured out by now this is the exact moment Ol' Mr. Coon Eyes' life story took a tragic and sad turn for the worst.
Well feet were a shufflin' and screams and squeals all over and you oughtta heard Mr. Coon Eyes. It flat upset Sweetie seeing her baby boy with a flat out grump on and everyone was all tore up and me with beer shootin' outta my nose. Well good times. Happy Memorial Day Everyone!!
I use Booty Jack to bust up turkey in the fall and he points and flushes on command like a great pointer on ruffed grouse and he is critical at times of my shooting. And I use him to squirrel hunt and coon hunt and he tree's an occassional bear and bobcat.
My wife and I have no kids so he is her baby and all my neices dress him up including putting lipstick on and pink fingernail polish.
Well back to the original story everyone is setting around a nice fire partaking of s'mores and other artery clogging camp fire food when a ring tail bandit jumps in the middle of everyone and decides to make a stand. What Mr. Coon eyes was used too was little plump fluffy dogs who shied away and ran back to the house screamin'. Ol' Coon eyes never fig'rd on a "Brindle Beast" being on the place and as you all might have figured out by now this is the exact moment Ol' Mr. Coon Eyes' life story took a tragic and sad turn for the worst.
Well feet were a shufflin' and screams and squeals all over and you oughtta heard Mr. Coon Eyes. It flat upset Sweetie seeing her baby boy with a flat out grump on and everyone was all tore up and me with beer shootin' outta my nose. Well good times. Happy Memorial Day Everyone!!