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Yesterday my daughter emailed me again asking
why I didn't do something useful with my time; like sitting

around the pool and drinking beer is not a good thing.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her

favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and

suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her

a lesson about staying out of my business. I emailed her and

told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 76 years old,
and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even got a membership card and emailed
a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me, "Good
grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club,
not a Parachute Club!"
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what
to do. I signed up for five jumps a week."

The line went quiet and my son-in-law picked up the phone and said
that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Blue do you write these, or, do you have a paid staff????? Al

al baldwin wrote:Blue do you write these, or, do you have a paid staff????? Al

Just have a lot of warped friends Al.

Thanks for the laugh!!!