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A four engine passenger aircraft was in flight on its way to a distant destination when the pilot lost power to one engine. He addressed the passengers and crew and explained that he still had three operating engines and could make the flight safely but it would take longer. Soon he lost another engine and addressed the crew and passengers once again, explaining now it will take even longer...the third engine failed and now he again told the passengers and crew that the trip will be even longer but he can safely get everyone to the destination with only one engine.

A Pollock seated in the rear of the plane jumped up and yelled " well dang it!! if we loose that last engine we're going to be up here forever!!!"