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Went up to start a new job yesterday morning plumb up on top of a mountain. We got up there at daylight in a rainstorm that was second to none and about a 30 mph wind howling through the timber. I was sitting in my pickup with one of the foresters when this ol boy that works for me jumps in the back seat and tells me that he has Anal Glaughcoma. I turned and and looked at him and said what? He told me he couldnt see his ass working in this shit!

Now that is funny! Need to pay him extra for his sense of humor!!!

I've used that line before! Didn't know anyone else knew of it!!!

But in my case "anal glaucoma" is " I can't see my ass coming in to work today!"

Also I've told some hands that they have an " anal inversion of the cranium" in layman terms , their head and their ass have swapped places... Truly detrimental to all others involved in working with them!