frog
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:48 pm
Been hanging around too many truckers lately. Here's one they passed on to me...
So a trucker is in a truck stop cafe, with a frog set on the counter with him. A very attractive woman approaches and asks "why you have this frog in here mister?"
"Oh this is a special frog ma'am" he replies.
"oh, what's so special about it?" She queries.
"this frog knows how to eat pu$$y" he replies.
Obviously she's not convinced so he invites her to his semi sleeper to prove it. As she's laid out in the bunk he places the frog on the end of the mattress and tell it to "go do its thing!"
The frog just sits there. The attractive, and now naked woman is unimpressed and decides that this frog is worthless. So the trucker pulls the frog aside and tells him....
"okay frog, I'm only going to show you this one last time!!!"
So a trucker is in a truck stop cafe, with a frog set on the counter with him. A very attractive woman approaches and asks "why you have this frog in here mister?"
"Oh this is a special frog ma'am" he replies.
"oh, what's so special about it?" She queries.
"this frog knows how to eat pu$$y" he replies.
Obviously she's not convinced so he invites her to his semi sleeper to prove it. As she's laid out in the bunk he places the frog on the end of the mattress and tell it to "go do its thing!"
The frog just sits there. The attractive, and now naked woman is unimpressed and decides that this frog is worthless. So the trucker pulls the frog aside and tells him....
"okay frog, I'm only going to show you this one last time!!!"