A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man ...

Been hanging around too many truckers lately. Here's one they passed on to me...

So a trucker is in a truck stop cafe, with a frog set on the counter with him. A very attractive woman approaches and asks "why you have this frog in here mister?"

"Oh this is a special frog ma'am" he replies.

"oh ...

Like the title says! Clyde, haven't seen you around or heard from ya on here. Hope all's well. I'm sure you've been putting the fire to our s.e. Ok cats, so tell all! :D

I have appointments in Tulsa end of the week but will be around Honobia after that. Call me if you get the chance. Happy hunting ...

As told to me by someone else, I swear guys!! :D

Anticipating "romance" with a gal I'd been seeing when I was around 16, I stopped late one night at the store and bought a box of condoms.

At the register the gal behind the counter could tell i was somewhat uneasy with my purchase...she was a very ...

A massive earthquake strikes the middle east in spring of 2017. Close to two million Muslims are killed and injured. What little infrastructure was intact has been demolished.

Europe sends foreign aid,
Scotland sends aid,
Africa, Australia,New Zealand, Asia, Russia,all send foreign aid and monetary ...

I've used that line before! Didn't know anyone else knew of it!!!

But in my case "anal glaucoma" is " I can't see my ass coming in to work today!"

Also I've told some hands that they have an " anal inversion of the cranium" in layman terms , their head and their ass have swapped places... Truly ...

Find the article written for fur fish and game magazine earlier this year, by Jack Spencer. He bear and lion hunts with hounds, in Utah believe? He decided to hunt a lion on its own terms...on foot. He did it. Successfully. Who needs hounds when you're a super mega badass and can run one down on ...

Been quiet round here, and I'm the kinda dork who laughs at his own jokes, so here's another...

Years ago two Pollocks pull into a self service gas station in a brand new woodie wagon with all the wood paneling ripped off. The station attendant looks at it horrified and asks one of them " what in ...

A four engine passenger aircraft was in flight on its way to a distant destination when the pilot lost power to one engine. He addressed the passengers and crew and explained that he still had three operating engines and could make the flight safely but it would take longer. Soon he lost another ...

Expect folks to begin arriving around 10am today, 6/11/16. Honobia creek store and campground. 1/4 mile north off hwy 144 on the "Indian trail". Any questions, directions, help etc contact myself at 918 758 6085.

Take care folks!!

R.R.

Honobia creek campground and store has been cleared of most of the construction folk I previously mentioned. Should have amble space for all. I will be taking the week prior to the rendezvous off work and will be available to assist in any way needed. Contact me for any reasons or call the store for ...

Don, been meaning to call, talked to Clyde on Saturday and have had a spell of bad luck since and haven't had a break to catch you. The dates picked sound good to me, and I agree maybe less weather related issues. I now live minutes away from our chosen location and work for the owners, we haven't ...

Consider this my official r.s.v.p!

you have my number, let me know if there is anything I can help with.
keep us posted!

take care folks
R.R.
(Colby Pascoe)

First of all I'm sorry to hear of your losses and that you are in this terrible situation.

oddly enough I watched the local Tulsa, ok news channel the other night, and they aired a story of a woman and child whose pit bull had escaped her yard and was shot by the neighbor. The owners of the pit ...

Great report! I've been trying to align the stars and beat my feet back down there! To no avail. Maybe next time you stuff me in the dog box on the way south? I'm not growly, and up to date on all my shots!

thanks again to you and everyone else that attended the spring gathering and let my brother ...