Airport Scanning Problem Solved!

[Big N' Blue]

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE CITIZEN

WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH THIS KIND OF COMMON SENSE IN CONGRESS



Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,

but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.



This would be a win-win for everyone.

There would be none of this stuff about racial profiling and the device itself would

eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant.



I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby

passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

[hammerinplott]

LOL If only it could be that simple

[tedsmith]

BIG N BLUE for President.

[liontracker]

+1

[WAcoyotehunter]

haha- like the idea...would hate to be the cleanup crew!!

[pegleg]

put a drain hole in the floor and call it a day

[liontracker]

With an industrial strength garbage disposal and it would be hands off and automatic.
I like it. Pegleg for vice pres!

[livetohunt]

Love it you both got my vote.

[beardog-treed]

What about the poor son of a gun who uses Nitro pills? for his heart condition, you goina blow him up too?

[Big N' Blue]

Callateral damage!

[dubl_t]

Hell yea! you could make a game of it. After getting drunk, go hang around security with your buddies and place bets on which passenger was gonna be "it"!
Or take it a step further and turn it into a DRINKING GAME!!!

I love drinking games