then one night me and dad were coon huntn two possum huntn black and tans
and they got one down in a bottom they caught on the ground and killed..we whooped em (dont hav no shockn sytem..) and we started back to where dad said was the truck,we ended up doin a huge circle and i said "dad the possums layn right over there.." and hes like "100$ says u cant find the possum"....i walked 10 ft picked it up and asked for my 100$..he responeded witha pissy voice "that dog theres your hundred dollars" and he called his friend who was still in truck (thank god for cell fones) and he had him shoot the 30-30 off 3 times til we finally got to truck.. 
one night when i was first startin out i hunted with my neighbor and we would go every friday and saturday night,he hada pretty hot wife and when i brought my friend we was playn guitar hero before we left and my friend has wondering eyes..jimmy looks at my friend and says to his wife "the boys is checkn ya out so we gonna go coon huntn now.." hahaha shortly after his wife made him stop coon huntn,now he cant coon hunt,or rodeo,or be a rodeo clown..hes got the ol ball and chain
so before i moved away from over by his house i gave him my coon penis bone necklace i wore everywhere since it was from my two pups first coon,the two pups i bought off of him..and they are some good dogs now,thanks jimmy for takin me everyfriday and saturday,im ready to take you any night man.