game warden 
An acquaintance of mine a couple years ago who son is a game warden out Prineville Oregon (Central Oregon) told me about this experience. His son had while checking license on the John Day River Looking down a steep embankment, he spots a fisherman reeling in a monster steelhead. So he pulls over and Off down this embankment goes the game warden getting there just as the man lands his fish. And remembering that the plates on the car were from Calif. and the shitty attitude of the man, he asks for his Oregon fishing license. Just as the man was starting to show it to him, he stuck his finger up the fishes ass, smelled it, and said this fish was from Calif. so he needed to see a California fishing license also. No problem, and the man showed him both. The the game warden was flustered and really pissed off and taken a fair amount of bull shift from the man but having the right license and not being able to write a citation he hiked to the top of the embankment hot and tired he was about to leave when he watched the man reel in an even bigger steelhead so Off he goes, down the hill and back to the fisherman. This time when he gets to the fisherman he shoves his finger up the fishes ass, and said this one came from Washington and needed to see a Wash. license. The man promptly show him a Washington fishing license i and now the game warden was flustered this bull shift beat all. I've ever seen He asked the man "Where the hell are you from, with all of these licenses?" The man pulled down his pants, stuck his finger up his ass, stuck his finger under the cops nose and said, "You tell me."
