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Growing up without a cell phone

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If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little...

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!


13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!
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Post by The Ole' Guy »

Very true Posse,and as for you spoiled little s$%^& growing up in the 70's,boy you wouldn't have made it a week in the 50's,yadda,yada,yada!!
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Oh im sure the same thing was said about your generation :D .
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Post by pegleg »

:lol: exactly everyone has a easier childhood then yours. I'm amused by that thought process. I grew up in such a remote house that electricity was sporadic at best. This limited any use of technology to the basic coffee pot and mixer. I sometimes felt deprived growing up and seeing the toys my city friends had. Until you see the poverty that millions of people are still living in. now I'm glad my children live in the USA during this period even with our current economy they are still living better then the royalty of ages gone by and beyond the imagination of hundreds of generations. It will undoubtedly spoil them but I don't begrudge them it. I just hope they realize it and use it to their advantage. I won't give up my right to tell them I had it as a kid though :wink:
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I will agree with "The OLE GUY " I grew up on a dairy farm Grandkids today still confused :lol

Why would you get up at 4:00AM to milk cows and start chores ?

Had a Wood fired stove/oven to cook on

Around 52-53 we got a TV no color back then

Nearest other TV was 3 miles away Maybe we got 3 stations 4-5 hours a day

During power outages we still used the outhouse

About 3 years ago we Had the grand-kids over to the Deer camp basicly had the same conversation with them .No power ,no water ,Gas lights ,Gas Refrigerator and outhouse :lol:
They thought it was pretty crude :o Youngest grandson says he had to use "THE HAMMER" after about 10 minutes I yelled out to him " YOU OK" Yes he replied I'm just Texting " :lol:
My how times have changed :)
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Post by Benny G »

Bob, That grandson has missed some of the best time spent in "the hammer"! for crying out loud, EVERYONE knows that's the time to read! :lol: :lol:

I guess that I missed the "good ol days" a little too much. I went to all the expense and trouble to put in a wood stove (the Mrs. was pissed that it wasn't one of those fancy pellet stoves), and now I have to cut and haul wood to keep the house warm. :shock: I have a rule now, that no one turns on the furnace unless IT'S AN ENERGENCY!!! I guess I digress. :oops: :roll: :lol:
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funny isn't it!!!

But our children will have a bigger story to tell when they age. Times are changing faster now than any other generation.
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Post by Jake Bell »

well being on the other end of the spectrum at 21 i had a great time growing (still i guess) up on the farm, ive gotten that speech from parents and grandparents, i loved to the stories though! but we were never spoiled little bastards like some kids and every generation has them, we didnt have alot of money but mom and dad always made sure we had enough. I never played a video game until i was 13, and even then i didnt like them, loved being outside and especially in the barn wrestlin goats and rodeoin the old cows dad kept our biggest for of entertainment was wrestling and causing each other bodily harm as i have 2 brothers lmfao. I never got my eyes open until i went to highschool, and now i see kids in elementary school with a cell phone WTF does a 10 year old kid need a cell phone for, hell i only have one for work and even then i find it more of a leash. Oh and were i live, bad kids still get smacked lol im 21 and still get the odd one for something stupid i did or didnt do lol
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