Merry Christmas Michigan Bear Management Team!

[bearyooper]

Twas the night before bear season and all through the state..

The bear were all missing despite tons of bait!

The tetra laced bacon hung in the trees, now coon, birds, and fisher never will sneeze!

But the bear model said...cried Adam and Ett! We know more than hunters we are high tech!!

Up in the state it started a rumble, the pimps are the reason the bear numbers tumble! No Charlie, no Richard, No Hudson, and Mike! It's clients that tell us what all of us like!

"This must be wrong, we have a source and a sink", you can't be right ,we have a nod and a wink!

But the big guy was wrong and the rest of his crew, now where will they work, what will they do?

"No problem "said Rick "I am a nerd, if you want job just give me the word!
So make it a quarter, and fries if you please....on second thought fella's make it with cheese!

So what are we doing with all of our mutts? We sold them in states where you need dogs with guts!

Now I have blue dogs and go chasing coon, staying out late and sleeping til noon!

Killing off bear will not chase us away, Merry Christmas to all, have a good day!