RECALL NOTICE

[Big N' Blue]

This is totally amazing. Be sure to read it. Talk about clever and to the point!

Never heard it put quite like this before
RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion 7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R..

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1.. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S.. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

Because HE Lives!
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unfortunately people today think that the TEN COMMANDMENTS ARE JUST THE TEN SUGGESTIONS..AND THEY CHANGE THE WORD OF GOD TO JUSTIFY THE WAY THEY LIVE INSTEAD OF CHANGING THEIR LIVES TO FIT THE WORD OF GOD.
WITHOUT HIM THERE IS NO FUTURE...WHAT WILL THEIR EXCUSE BE WHEN THEY STAND FACE TO FACE WITH HIM ..NO EXCUSES..
IF WE HUMBLY ASK HIM FORGIVENESS AND MERCY HE WILL
will give it to us..
IF WE ASK FOR THE FULLNESS OF TRUTH CONTINUALLY HE WILL GUIDE US TO IT..BUT IF WE REFUSE IT BY IGNORING THOSE HE SENDS HE WILL NOT OVERSTEP FREEWILL..WE MUST PRAY FOR THE GIFT OF DISCERNMENT..
ESPECIALLY NOW..IF YOU REALLY WANT A PERSONALLY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD THE FATHER, JESUS AND THE MOST HOLY SPIRIT THE SPIRIT OF LOVE BETWEEN THEM..WE MUST NOT ONLY TALK TO THEM BUT TRULY LISTEN TO THEM..WE MUST DECREASE WHILE THEY INCREASE IN US..MORE OF THEM ...LESS OF US..THEY COME IN THE STILLNESS AND QUIET OF THE DAY..NOT THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE. IF YOU FELT JESUS IN A MORE POWERFUL WAY THIS HOLY SEASON IT IS BECAUSE JESUS SAID HE CAME IN A VERY SPECIAL WAY TO THOSE WHO LOVE HIM. PICK UP HIS LOVE LETTERS AND READ THEM DO NOT LEAVE THEM LAYING ON THE END TABLE..HIS LOVE LETTERS ARE HIS INFALLIBLE WORDS IN THE HOLY BIBLE..

[allnight]

Two BIG thumbs up!!!!

[Jeff Eberle]

that a good one

[Hagerman]

Grace (Gods resourceful and complete embrace) was introduced to assist in this matter, however it is often rejected/misapplied by some due to the B.I.B.L.E. (manual) not being read.
Thank you Big N' Blue.

[Big N' Blue]

Grace (Gods resourceful and complete embrace) was introduced to assist in this matter, however it is often rejected/misapplied by some due to the B.I.B.L.E. (manual) not being read.
Thank you Big N' Blue.

Thank you Mr. Hagerman, If i ever get to were i can get back to normal, would like for you and Benny G. to come by my camp on the Blue and make a cirlce or 2 or 10.

Take care!