I heard you had to miss openin weekend cuz her friends were gettin hitched
I heard she's got a cat cuz she ain't real in to dogs
My buddy said he saw ya'll goin on fancy dates
Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love
Sounds like it sucks
She can't even run a box
She can't even judge a rig
She don't know who Ben Lilly is
Ain't ever walked a ridge
Knows how to start a race, but not the kind in a Full Cry Mag
No darling I ain't even worried you'll come trailin back!
She can't even run a box
Has she kissed you under a bear tree waitin for that bear to come down
Has she took you to meet her brother, huntin them there bears
Does she know how to collar them hounds just right
Can she melt your heart with a nice hot rig every good ol pack should know
I didn't think so
She can't even run a box
She can't even judge a rig
She don't know who Wiley Carol is
Ain't ever walked a ridge
Knows how to start a race, but not the kind in a Full Cry Mag
No darling I ain't even worried you'll come trailin back
She can't even run a box
It won't be that long
Til you start getting bored
I'll be smiling on the hillside
Riggin' on one more!
She can't even run a box
She can't even judge a rig
She don't know who the Lee Brothers are
Ain't ever walked a ridge
Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book
No darling I ain't even worried 'cause you'll come running back
He can't even bait a hook
No baby I ain't even worried
She can't even bait a hook
Nah you're the one that's gonna be sorry when you're headin' to look for lost dogs and you need some help and she don't know how to work the box and you'll get your new dogs lost and you'll be mad and irritated, I've seen this happen, oh well, better you then me I guess!

