American beer

[bearbain]

My Dad walked into a pub in Scotland. The Scottish bartender asked my Dad. “Do you know why American beer is like making love in a canoe?”
My Dad replied that he didn’t.
“Because they are both f**ing close to water!”

[wiscohound]

It's like screwing in a canoe..... it's the closest you'll get to f@#$ing water!!!

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[bearbain]

LoL That is a good one too!