Taking Reservations

[mark]

With all the donated money i recieved to get me out of the cage i have purchased a new rig. If there is a cat dog competition next year i will have it down there to provide mobile bleachers for spectators. Lower level seating will be $1500 dollars a weekend and the mid level will be $2000 dollars with the upper level at $3500 dollars. The low level comes with a daily sandwich and water, the mid level comes with burger fries and coke, the upper level will be hosted by Hooters and will include Wings,Beer,Whiskey, and Herra Dura tequila. Bring your own unbrellas!

[twist]

Mark just sent me a picture of one of the hooter girls catering the upper level seating. I just bought all upper seating but may scalp a couple of them lol. Andy

[Varminator]

I want shotgun, how much Mark?? It's been known to storm some in the winter!!

[dhostetler]

Andy, I think you just lost a lot of money. This is one of Mark's Hooter girls.

[houndogger]

Odd looking rigging deck you have down there.

[Big N' Blue]

I want shotgun, how much Mark?? It's been known to storm some in the winter!!

Too late Brad!! the PI and the fox alerted Old Dog about this last week and he nailed down that reservation!!

[Old dog]

nothing gets past the pi or the fox. mark you may need overload springs added to that rig if you have more than one of them hooter gals.

[CRA]

Mark didn't want to inform y'all that The Hooters girls cancelled when they realized the type of crowd that booked the upper deck. Mark's rig has a none refundable booking policy but he's pleased to announce he's booked a group of new hosts for your entertainment.

[mark]

Hey!, im not running around kicking d__ks out of you guys mouths while you are trying to make a living. The Oregon Hooters girls are still on! And they are nothing like the ones they have in Montana i promise!

[twist]

HAVE I BEEN SCAMMED!

[mark]

[Varminator]

Old Dog if you enter the Hunt I'll give you shotgun, but if you don't it's Mine!!!! Should Hang that Fox by the HEAD and the PI too!!!!!!

[oneguy828]

Brad I'd like to see those cur dogs myself. Is the fox going to make it back to the gathering? I'll buy it and have it stay with me I am sure he gots all the inside scoop of "the group" by now!

[Varminator]

Rodney, that fox has the Mange and the PI smokes a crack pipe!!!!! Don't believe a word they say or what Blue says they say!!

[southern fox]

thought this was a bobcat hunting site , not a hog hunting site and she couldn't get between the seats . bet theres possum cheese and nat butter a plenty .