A Hunter Got Pulled Over - Joke of the Day

[OleMoodyBlues]

A Coon hunter had just bought a new convertible, and he decided to take it on the highway to see what it could do. The sun was shining, the breeze was blowing, and it was a beautiful day.
The man opened up the throttle and soon saw 80 mph. He increased his speed to 90 mph. Then he saw flashing blue lights in his rear-view mirror.
"There's no way he can catch me," the man said to himself. He floored the throttle, and the car increased speed to 100, 110, 120, 130, 140, 150 mph!
"What am I doing?" the man thought to himself. He slowed down and pulled to the side of the road. The policeman pulled up behind him and walked to his window.
"I've had a long day and I don't feel like doing more paperwork," the cop said. "If you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, you're free to go."
"Last week, my wife stole my trashy Walker hound and ran off with a cop," said the hunter. "I was afraid you were trying to give him back!"
The officer said,"Have a nice day."

Ole Moody Blues

[liontracker]

Good one! Hey are you the guy that bought Don Crowders Belle female?