Stimulus Package Thoughts

[liontracker]

Where is Houndawg when you need him!!!
He'd have a ball with this one...

[HoundDawg]

Someone emailed me this link and said I was being summoned... Took me awhile to remember my login and password... I was sure my password was "crack_whore09" then I realized that was for another site.

Anyway, I was excited that my name was mentioned and figured someone here must want some of my vast expertise in hounding, a small drink from the fountain of my hounding knowledge... only to find out it was a post about Politics.

I read through the threads and realized that if "Mas Viagra Por favor Nolte" could throw in his two bits, I could too.

I have no idea what is going to happen, but I can tell you this much. I'm old enough to remember the Jimmy Carter years, and watching on the news every night while people in California were lined up for blocks just to get some fuel in their cars, and my parents had to throw in the towel on the new house they were building because interest rates were at 16 or 17%...

And our neighbor was one of the largest builders in the state, and a multi millionaire when this hit... and he lost everything he owned. When the smoke cleared he was PENNILESS and broke and had to borrow money to live. Thankfully, a local bank believed in him and loaned him money when they had no good reason to...

So this country has seen plenty of hard times in my lifetime, and we seemed to come out of those OK. And my neighbor retired years later a very wealthy man, started over and built another empire. So I'd like to think we'll come out of this OK, I dunno. Things are dicey here at my job and it's pretty bleak, so this recession or whatever you call it is about to get real personal.

But I know what Kevin mean when he talks about the American spirit, because I have some relatives who are very old, but still living... in there 90's... and believe me this ain't the first time they have seen hard times!! They never threw in the towel, so I guess I won't either...

Here is my biggest thing about this thread...

Kevin said "As someone that actually has a degree in economics..." So let me get this straight... Sitting in your apartment for 6 years smoking dope and drinking beer is now called "a degree in economics"...?

Fair enough, but if that's the case I would like everyone to stop calling me HoundDawg, and please refer to me now as Dr. HoundDawg!!

Next time my wife strolls in from work and I'm sitting on the couch with a bottle of Rum in one hand, other hand down my pants and a cloud of smoke from some Alaskan Thunder looming in the room and she says, "What the hell are you doing?"

Guess I'll just answer, "Working on my degree in economics honey. What does it look like?"

[liontracker]

We are graced by your presence DR. Sir!!! LOL
I thinking more along the lines of what you Utah guys have figured on the pumps pills and creams!!!
My mind is in the gutter as usual!!!

[Kevin D]

Here is my biggest thing about this thread...

Kevin said "As someone that actually has a degree in economics..." So let me get this straight... Sitting in your apartment for 6 years smoking dope and drinking beer is now called "a degree in economics"...?

Fair enough, but if that's the case I would like everyone to stop calling me HoundDawg, and please refer to me now as Dr. HoundDawg!!

Next time my wife strolls in from work and I'm sitting on the couch with a bottle of Rum in one hand, other hand down my pants and a cloud of smoke from some Alaskan Thunder looming in the room and she says, "What the hell are you doing?"

Guess I'll just answer, "Working on my degree in economics honey. What does it look like?"

Dr. Dawg, you obviously have me confused with somebody else. It didn't take no 6 years to get out of college, it was longer than that! Even still, nothing I did in college can compare to what went on at the rodeo house on Park Avenue. I remember one of my goals in school was to find and date a coed that hadn't been lured in and violated by occupants of that residence......and that even included the ugliest ones! I left college unfullfilled, but at least I didn't have a police escort out of town on graduation day!

[liontracker]

On second thought, the stimulus package that I need would come about 5'10" tall with blonde hair and blue eyes and from a foreign country.

Pretty sure that is what Big'N Blue ment by his original post! LOL!

[Big N' Blue]

On second thought, the stimulus package that I need would come about 5'10" tall with blonde hair and blue eyes and from a foreign country.

Pretty sure that is what Big'N Blue ment by his original post! LOL!

Tim, You make me seem so shallow!! LOL The hooker was only 5'7".

Great thread guys, have enjoyed all the banter!

[HoundDawg]

Kev, the only way I could have got in more trouble than I did living with the Rodeo cowboys in the cabin on Park Ave was if I lived with a bunch of Brick Masons!!

Let the record show however, that I had NOTHING to do with the "luring in" part of that deal with the girls... the violating part, hell ya I had plenty to do with that, but not the luring part.

I still remember the one time my roommate walked in on me and caught me in bed with those two fat girls. He said, "What the hell is going on?"

I told him, "Supply and demand dude, I'm working on my Economics degree! Wait your turn, come back in an hour!!"

Yup, that Economics degree was some hard work... and boy when it came time to "Cram" for Finals, it was really rough!! Yup, beer and fat girls taught me everything I know about Supply and Demand.

As for the Police Escort out of town at Graduation.... since when is going 95 up Sardine Canyon an "escort"... The news called it a high speed pursuit, but I like your term "escort" better...

Sorry I didn't digress into creams, pumps, viagra, hookers and stuff like that as requested. But I hate to tread into Nolte's realm of expertise, where I'm still a pupil sitting at the feet of the master....

My expertise has always been in Politics and hounding greatness anyway... well I guess general overall greatness is probably the better way to describe it. Say that reminds me, did I ever tell you fellars about the time me and my buddy Bob Sackamano caught that 245 lb tom lion down on the Rim?

Hang on, UPS man is at the door... must be my new pump, the Hammer 2000xl with the Auto dispenser... be right back.