Conservative vs Liberal

[Big N' Blue]

Conservative vs Liberal
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist." - - author unknown

[Dads dogboy]

Big N Blue

this might be the best one that you have posted!

It put the problem into clear focus! Anyone should be able to understand the differences when put in this manner.

CJC

[liontracker]

Mason Workman AKA Rockcreek is a gay liberal!LOL

[Riverbottom]

Anyone should be able to understand the differences when put in this manner.

Any conservative will understand. A liberal will say Big N Blue is a greedy racist that doesn't want to see the poor people helped

[Big N' Blue]

Anyone should be able to understand the differences when put in this manner.

Any conservative will understand. A liberal will say Big N Blue is a greedy racist that doesn't want to see the poor people helped

Right now I feel like one of the PO FOLKS, but Obama thinks I am rich! LOL

Think I will have another beer! LOL

[Smiley]

Mason Workman AKA Rockcreek is a gay liberal!LOL

Make that "FLAMING"

[Brady Davis]

Mason Workman AKA Rockcreek is a gay liberal!LOL

Make that "FLAMING"

+1

[liontracker]

Any conservative will understand. A liberal will say Big N Blue is a greedy racist that doesn't want to see the poor people helped

HOLY MARY, JESUS AND JOSEF...Poor people... what are we 233 yrs old...the poor people are poor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>because they want to be poor.

Drive ya know??????????????????????????????

[Rem700]

Best post ever! I'd like to put that on the UKC forum, it would probably crash the site.