Close Shave

[SHOTGUN]

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he
tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are
wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest
shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if
he
had swallowed the little ball..

The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else
does."