The Amish Farmer's Pond

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An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:

"Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")

The kneeling man shouts back:

"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English.
If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English."

The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."


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