Written by a Pastor's Wife and it is Brilliant
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of
the land called United States , having lost their morals, their initiative,
and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme
Leader that person known as "The One". He emerged from the vapors
with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people
telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my
questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil
doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and
Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who
preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he
has built must be destroyed." And the people rejoiced, for even
though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised that it
was good; and they believed. And "The One" said "We live in the
greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Change is good!"
Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the
people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And
the people said, "Show us the money!"
And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for
everybody" And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're
going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One"
ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and
publicized. One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And
she=2 0was banished from the kingdom!
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with
radical terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with
them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and
they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!" And the
people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our
weapons into free cars for the people!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And
one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The
One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats
pay!" And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you
sell your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing
market collapsed.
And He said, "I shall mandate employer funded health care for
EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every
person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the
clinics." And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs
overseas." And the people said, "W here's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is
dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part
about higher electric rates." So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If
your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you
out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!"
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.
Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free
lunches, free medical care, bi-ling ual signs and guaranteed
housing..." And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs
and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.
Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank
like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was
destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people
were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'm
here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will
have enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, "Wait
a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will
have to pay more..." And the people said, "Wait a minute. That is
unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic
programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and
a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But
yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon "The One" and spat
upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty
nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance &nb sp;
or shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as
like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that
consumed all that they had built. And the people beat their chests
in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our
pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland was no
more.
You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening
RIGHT NOW!!!
So it was written so it shall be done!
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Re: So it was written so it shall be done!
I just got done reading this great post when I went to home page on Yahoo and there was a big story about Obama and his "great work he is doing this week to make all car have 36 mpg to be sold here in the US" . I would love to know just what in the H%$L is that going to do to get people back to work, Or some of the tens of thousands of companys that went under back up and running?
Not one thing but I bet all the tree huggers out there are dancing naked in the streets just thinking about all cars in the US getting 36 mpg gets them all going.
I would think that he would have more things right now to worrie about then if a car got 36 mpg. Like the fact that your home is worth about the same as it was in 1960 and the fact that more people are out of work and cant find any job ANY, then any time sence I think it was 1930's.
I wish the great and even the not so great people of this country would open there eyes. And see this man for what he really is and what he is doing and has done to our great country.
I guess when all cars get 36 mpg, and gas is $20 per gal. because you know Exxon will still want there Billions, And all of the people of our great country are out of work, And our homes are worth about $1.50, we can all jump the border and pick fruit for Canada or Mexico.
Not one thing but I bet all the tree huggers out there are dancing naked in the streets just thinking about all cars in the US getting 36 mpg gets them all going.
I would think that he would have more things right now to worrie about then if a car got 36 mpg. Like the fact that your home is worth about the same as it was in 1960 and the fact that more people are out of work and cant find any job ANY, then any time sence I think it was 1930's.
I wish the great and even the not so great people of this country would open there eyes. And see this man for what he really is and what he is doing and has done to our great country.
I guess when all cars get 36 mpg, and gas is $20 per gal. because you know Exxon will still want there Billions, And all of the people of our great country are out of work, And our homes are worth about $1.50, we can all jump the border and pick fruit for Canada or Mexico.
Re: So it was written so it shall be done!
Hi: Abolutly perfect!
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Re: So it was written so it shall be done!
Hi Bob,
Glad you are on here sharing your knowledge of history of the old hounds, do not know if you remember me or not but we talked years ago when I was breeding the old O.O. Grant blues, I hunted with Hoy Biscamp alot back then and I sure miss him..
David Sudduth
Glad you are on here sharing your knowledge of history of the old hounds, do not know if you remember me or not but we talked years ago when I was breeding the old O.O. Grant blues, I hunted with Hoy Biscamp alot back then and I sure miss him..
David Sudduth
