I've 93 years hunting experience with hounds, 70 of those years with walkers, the rest with plotts. I averaged 170 cats a year with walkers, but 723 cats a year with Plotts. I think this will clearly show which is the better hound when it comes to lions, let's not even talk about bear. :shock ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utelKTtlFUU



Charles Manson's hillarious twin brother.

[hey bts your talking to a wall. Larry truly is a dipshit.
norcalhomo is a genius

Words can never describe this true-hearted deer
hunter!

A hunter and his friend were sitting
in a tall tower stand along Highway 101
near Uvalde TX ,early one cold
December morning.

Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had
spread in the low shrubs. The
buck was magnificent ...

That's funny!

A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin alright"

Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

Cowboy: "Is this your ...

There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were mating. She looks at them with wonder because ...

An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he ...

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence with wide-eyes, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought to himself, "Great... he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I ...

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them ...

Log On: Making a wood stove hot
Log Off: Too much wood on fire
Monitor: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
Down Load: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
Mega Hertz: What ya git when ya git thrown offn yur horse
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM: That thar thang what ...

There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his lover suggested that he go to the doctor see what he could be done to relieve the problem.

The midget took his advice, went to the doctor ...

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT ...

One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.

Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?"

The lady said, "It is a Damn ham."

Mrs. Johnson looked shocked and said, "Don't speak that way to me, don't ...