lmao thats great

13 your hound cant trail fast enough to scatter its own crap!

23 Hell he's trashy as his hounds

Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the ...

Thanks for posting this Emily !!

Howdy John,

Welcome to the board !! What part of Eastern Nc you in ??? I do alot of bear huntin there..

Thanks for the replies yall !! I appericate all the info and opinions and what not..

Thanks for the links Emily !!

Maybe one day there would be a huntable population but I highly doubt all the other kind of hunters would take to kindly to that but everyone never thought they'd see elk here in ...

Ten Commandments

Some people in the South have trouble with all

those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments.

Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.

So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together

and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County"

language ...

Hay Yall,

I aint never seen one around these parts (nc) but I have alot of people telling me they have seen alot of Mountain Lions in the mountains of Va, here in Nc and then a few in wv... I have heard the most outta Va as to there is a huntable amount so someone says.. I dont see anything in ...

Howdy,

I haved lived in Eastern nc for a right good many of years on and off.. I have hunted all over nc and up and down the coast here alot.. I know alot of spots !! I'll help ya out best I can.. Leases this late in the year I highly doubt you'll find anything.. Got 160,000 acres public land just ...

Hank Williams Sr - Howlin At The Moon

Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree
'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state
That can hold a light to me
I ate three bones for dinner today, then I tried to tree a 'Coon

--------------------------

I'd quit my doggish ways
You ...

A SOUTHERN MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY



After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.


So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.


The doctor told ...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed owner ...

Picture Is Working.. Nice Looking BnT

Has Anyone Bought Any Of There Tee Shirts and/or Hoodies ??? Was wondering how the sizes run on them.. ex. do they run big, smaller or exact size.. Thanks..

Howdy Chris,

Thanks, I'm glad to be here.. This is a really cool board. Beef cattle here ( Angus) and some hay n corn.. Potlickers LOL .. I was raised on my grandparents cattle farm in wv for a number of years.. Up near the panhandle about hour half to 2 hour drive west of Winchester,Va .. Thats ...