As relates to the CAMP COOK: Having been a CERTIFIED CAMP COOK

for 40+ years I am tired of all the WHINING. If you come up to our camp PLEASE HEED THE RULES.
The camp cook is NEVER WRONG.
My primary concern is your stomach's contentment
My kitchen facilities have passed ALL Health Inspections ,last done 1966
SPECIAL REQUESTS may be considered if appropriate gifts have been given.
Do not be concerned of Special ingredients I may have Added.
I serve the very BEST of the discounted food.
All Butter , Grease , Lard, is the finest available
Something NOT Done enough for you ? No problem it will when I give it back to you
Being Enviormentally Sensitive No waste here You don't eat it ,it will end up in the soup pot
Don't like the Rules better bring a good supply of TWINKIES
End of week the hounds get all the left-overs
Haven't heard any complaints from them
